Cousin Maple

Maple Phineas, aka Cousin Maple is Uncle Bob’s 1st cousin, once removed, from Canada. She much prefers Aunt Betsy’s company to Uncle Bob’s. She has a friendlier relationship with Uncle Billy, though it’s doubtful she’s aware of how deep his malevolence runs.

She finds Uncle Bob's constant teasing about Canada to be annoying at best, and has come to despise him over the years. One year while visiting Aunt Betsy near Uncle Bob's birthday, she gifted Uncle Bob a cemetery plot at the encouragement of Uncle Billy.

The following year, Maple sent Uncle Bob a birthday card saying that she hadn't sent him a gift since he hadn't used the gift she gave him the previous year.