Cowhead the Pirate

A nefarious pirate with a ridiculous name, Cowhead the Pirate was leader of a band of buccaneers that usually show up on International Talk Like A Pirate Day to cause mischief. He once walked the streets of a small town in Colorado for the express purpose of weirding out the citizens, and tried to take over Uncle Bob’s house. He’s been labelled the “Worst Pirate Ever.” Cowhead was responsible for damaging Zack’s fedora when he took over Indy Christian Review for an episode, which caused it to regenerate. After Zack chased him off, Cowhead vowed revenge for being humiliated by the Storyteller, and was recruited by Genocron. Cowhead captured the Storyteller and nearly gave the hat to Genocron, but he was interrupted by the arrival of Uncle Bob in The Doctor's TARDIS. Uncle Bob beat him up, knocking him out and recovering the hat.

Cowhead went back to his pirating ways, but this ended when Genocron was released from his prison by The Potential. In his gaseous form, Genocron absorbed Cowhead and his crew. Fortunately, Cowhead was restored when Genocron and the other characters were returned to the Storyteller's psyche.

In the aftermath, Cowhead tried to recruit a new crew, but was unsuccessful due to no one taking him seriously because of his name. To make ends meet, he got a job as an auditor for the IRS.

Growing tired of the job, he tried to kidnap a group of children, but was defeated and arrested. He was sentenced to two years in prison for attempted kidnapping.